Wow. I just realized it’s been five years since I visited this lady in Calgary:

(So classy. She’s going to kill me. But I’m not her internet-little-sister (yes, that’s a thing) for nothing.)

I also go to meet this lady (who is basically famous, if you didn’t already know), and she took me out in a field for portraits. And then she put me in another field with some angry cows who nearly trampled me.

Since I was still alive, Lori took me hiking in the Canadian Rockies, and didn’t force me to delete this photograph of her:

Yeah. It was alright.

Back to Jocelyn! She let me stay with her and sleep with her cats, introduced me to poutine (I know) and took me on a burger tour of Calgary, in addition to dragging me to the best tourist sites (which are actually cool to visit when you’re a legit tourist), like the Calgary Tower, where I took that photo up top, and to Banff National Park, where we bought silly moose-themed souvenirs.

Because Canadians are so awesome, I’m extending my custom skirt offer to FRIENDS OF JOCELYN, and if you claim her as a friend, you can note that on your order form, and I’ll ship your skirt directly to Jocelyn for distribution.