1. I no longer “own” any domains! Which means I also no longer “own” this persistent dreadful feeling that I should be Doing Something Cool on the internet.

2. Fear not. I’m still ALL OVER THE INTERNET! Me and my shameless self-portraits will never go away, because HOW ELSE WILL I REMEMBER WHAT MY HAIR LOOKED LIKE IN 2013?

3. But I’ve given up most of my internet dreams. They will be sufficiently mourned.

4. Uhhhh…this is supposed to be a list of things?

5. I MADE ANOTHER QUILT! 

6. And I already know what the next one is going to be. The supplies are sitting in my room, waiting patiently for their moment.