I rush in the door as everyone is sitting down for dinner.
You guys! I need to confess!
First, I ate an altoid last night, not realizing that ‘sugar free’ meant it was filled with fake sweeteners. (Barrie rolls her eyes.)
Second, I had lunch with a colleague, and I had them remove the cheese and pita chips from my salad, but they wouldn’t substitute the dressing for a plain balsamic, so I ended up having some honey vinaigrette. (Katie nods in approval.)
…and I just had a margarita at Happy Hour. (Chaos.) BUT I ATE THE GUACAMOLE WITH MY FINGER INSTEAD OF CORN CHIPS! (Mocking laughter.)