co-worker: It’s too quiet in this new building! What are we to do?
me: We must entertain ourselves! Let’s start a cabaret!
co-worker: Yes. We could have scenes in each window of the building. It’ll be like The Spoof, that event that was so well-advertised but so poorly-articulated.
me: Did we ever figure out what that was?
co-worker: Yes. But I forget.
me: OUR SHOW WILL BE EXACTLY LIKE THAT!